Doing lines of coke off kittens

Can you get strep from eating cheerios off your butt? Because, that’s probably how she got it. So, we’re going to make a tent, listen to some Bob Marley and eat our weight in crayons. I hope you have a good weekend.

Here is what I’ve been doing on the internet:

Defending spreadsheets and love

Uncovering Google’s secret lair

Revealing that Senators do lines of coke off kittens

Telling Jessica Simpson to eat all the nuggets she wants

 

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