How I Answer The Question, “When Are You Going to Pierce Your Daughter’s Ears?”

1. We reserve needle stabbing for when she is bad and spills mommy’s drink.

2. Soon! She’s only 14-months-old and can barely accessorize. It’s humiliating, really.

3. Right after we put her in a corset and bind her feet.

4.  Earrings? We’re just going to put a cattle tag on her. Why beat around the bush?

5. In my family, we do belly rings before ear piercing.


When do you do ear piercing?

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