1. We reserve needle stabbing for when she is bad and spills mommy’s drink.
2. Soon! She’s only 14-months-old and can barely accessorize. It’s humiliating, really.
3. Right after we put her in a corset and bind her feet.
4. Earrings? We’re just going to put a cattle tag on her. Why beat around the bush?
5. In my family, we do belly rings before ear piercing.
When do you do ear piercing?