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Empathetic Responses for Android Husbands

October 8, 2012 by 13 Comments

Me: I’m nigh on 30 and my skin is worse than it was when I was 15. WHAT IS THIS?! It’s killing me. I just hate my face.

Dave: …

Me: UGHHHHHHHH. I’m just, dying!

Dave robotically pats my shoulder: I empathize with your face problem. We should do something to fix it. Do you want to buy something?

Me: Did you download ‘Empathetic Responses for Android Husbands’?

Dave: At least I’m better than Siri.

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  • http://twitter.com/sellabitmum Tracy Morrison

    Ha! This is why I rarely talk to my husband anymore. ;)

    • lyzl

      Siri is much more responsive :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/bambier Amber Hanford

    I’m glad mine doesn’t have that ‘app’…

    That said, i’m also ‘glad’ that I’m not the only one arguing with my skin…. more now than when I was a teenager. What the heck is this crap!?

    • lyzl

      I find the empathy app very useful. It just has some kinks to work out. Also, I’m with you on the skin thing. WTH, SKIN!?!

  • T-Bone

    Yeah, my skin looks TERRIBLE! Dr. B gave me a prescription for Retin-A. Side effect:minimizes fine lines and wrinkles! Boo-yah!

    • lyzl

      Perhaps it’s time to see the doctor…

  • http://twitter.com/iatraveler iatraveler

    It’s hormones. I’m telling you, kids ruin what you had. My rear is larger, my skin is bad (never had a zit in my life til after I had kids), I’m always tired…..

    Find a good dermatologist- they can help and provide sympathetic noises.

    • lyzl

      And Dave did say I could spend money…Kids! They ruin you!

  • http://www.kimskitchensink.com Kim’s Kitchen Sink

    Why are you questioning this android husband? He asked if you wanted to buy something! #stereotypes